ITS WOMENS' FAULT: why men and women cant be friends

@archiemoyo
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I know people say guys..or men to be more specific cannot be friends with women. i will not insult you by trying to deny that. what i have also realised though is that us men have a high reasoning capacity and never do anything just for the sake of doing it. yes ladies don't look at your monitor funny, its true!
i, have managed to find the root cause, when it comes to why men do not stay friends with women...and (men, you can thank me later) it is not necessarily the guys' fault! actually it is not the guys'  fault at all!

the truth is it is the female species that has a problem..and a big one at that!! Sadly for me, they obviously wanna hide behind the whole, "we didn't stay friends cause i am so pretty and it was too much for him to handle"...oh please!! stop lying to yourself.

the main reason is because the female species is INCAPABLE of just being friends with us guys. they cant do it!! No matter how hard they try, if they even try!! How many guys have met girls who always say "i don't have too many female friends i prefer guys cause they don't gossip"?? (hmm, i see a lot of hands in the air). the real reason is because girls, women..whatever.. prefer guys is beacause we are more tolerant. Women are incapable of simple friendship! Girls suck at keeping friends; they truly do!! I guess maybe its just not part of their software i guess!!

Ok, now honestly how many of you have been out with your dad, uncle, brother, hell...even your granddad and he introduces you to a friend he went to elementary school with and they became best friends, watched each other grow,marry and father families!!! i don't know about you but i get that all the time. all my male relatives have these wonderful friendships spanning lifetimes...but our mothers, aunts, grans, sisters...not even!!! The women just have issues!!

And do you want to know why women are incapable of friendship?? its because women have come to expect something out of every relationship( I'm talking any typa relationship but in this case that of friendship).
Here are some of their expectations:

• she expects you to give her financial help when she's broke (bugger the fact that you wanna use that cash for something)...or you are not a real friend! ( oh.. and by the way her idea of broke is  when she cant afoord to buy a burger on the tea break, a burger for lunch, and a burger on her way home...even though you are having maputi and a freezit!!)
• she expects you to call her and reply her texts and be funny and make her laugh(just because her boyfriend is outta town and she is bored..or beacuse he just aint funny like you!) or you are a bad friend!!
• she expects you to drop whatever you are doing and make a trip into town to see her (just because she went into town and her boyfriend said he'll be late and will arrive 2hours later and she is alone) or you are a bad friend.
• she expects you to always be the one who calls(meaning your airtime is shared between her and your girlfriend while hers is reserved for her boyfriend ONLY) or you are a bad friend
• you should always be full of complements for her (even when her outfit is ghastly and you would rather ride on the honesty side of things) or you are a bad friend!
• you should NEVER tell her that her boyfriend is a dick (no matter what you know, or how much he hurts her, or how much she makes YOU do his duties) or you are a bad friend!!
• send her airtime when she asks (just because she said its to talk to you does not mean she means it) or you are a bad friend! 

you see ALL THAT!?!?! nah, SERIOUSLY!!!do you see all of this?? THAT is the job description to any male who decides they want to be friends with a female!

now is it me or does that look like you are being forced to be a boyfriend who does not get benefits!! unfortunately the bottom line means everything to me and whenever such breed of female tries to be friend of mine...well...i cut my losses. 

guy friendships; we do a lot for each other but is never expected..we are just there for each other like that!

so is it finally clear to you girls why that guy "you thought was your friend" now wants more?? can you see the reasoning that should be common sense:

YOU GIVE ME BF DUTIES...IMA WANT BF BENEFITS!!

so if women can learn to actually BE friends with guys and people instead of always tryna leech and sponge on every male friend you have, then they will see that its not really guys who are the problem! of course there are some bad apples, but they are negligible.

so..ladies..just before you go and hit him with the cliché: "i thought you were my friend", just look at everything you have made him do(m talking the stuff not justified by friendship)...and I'm sure you will see why he is doing that!! 

just my view, but you know its true!!



@archiemoyo
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