diary of a geek

steve urkel...this was kinda me..just remove the other two eyes

so..i was your typical primary school geek, yes that's true! GEEK!! the only thing missing was the spectacles but i was that. first place in class except when i occassionally lost it to my best friend (yes my best friend was a geek too). the kinda kid that made his mother proud by thinking about school and nothing else!

My best-friend and I's idea of conversation was "what happened on last nights Toyota world of wildlife?" and "did you know a cockroach can live for up to six months without its head?". a competition between who's ghead could hold the most (now either useless or redundant) facts!

i was that kid that in grade 5 carried a satchel heavier than most o'level students i know. naturally this meant i could only be destined for academic greatness. I was the guy girls only talked to when thety wanted help with their math or or if the wanted help generally. Weirdly though, most of them started writing to me in high school telling me how cute and shy i was back then!!and how they had crushes on me back in elementary school...WHY YOU NO SAY ANYTHING!!!!

anyway, i was that geek. i read. a lot!( its funny when i look back now). i had no interest for anything other than  books, video games, cartoons and your occasional movie. these days i can hardly read anything and i swear i have more time on my hands; which begs the question: How did i do it back then??

what most pple didnt know is that i slightly changed my choice of literature when i got to 7th grade. i figured there must be something wrong with me if i couldn't get a girl at my age, except for the rare random grade 7 valentine's request from the hottest chic in class and me standing there not knowing what to say!! when i was twelve, i started reading Mills & Boon, Silhouette, and SVU in an attempt to become the perfect gentleman..to be able to say the right thing to any girl... i went on a QUEST TO BE THE PERFECT GUY!

i wish i had an older brother( i'm a first born)! why? you may be asking now...because i would've discussed it with him and he would have slapped me silly and told me that GOOD GUYS ALWAYS FINISH LAST!!

That would've been the best advice that would have saved me from the years i spent tryna be the perfect guy who would say the perfect thing and have the perfect girl melt into his arms...

oh what a futile battle that turned out to be..because good guys finish last...
 one good thing came of it...the sex scenes...they set me up for the life a real teenager..pervert to  the bone..

Its funny, I spent so much time tryna be a good guy when all girls really want is a bad guy..i think girls think they are superwomen or something...because they all think they can change him...if they love him right!! yeah right!! He'll only change if he wants...and only then!


this is the most meaningless post i have ever posted...i love it